Rotund Rotarians Phil, Simon and Chris can't weight for 2017.
Last night - having had a splendid Christmas dinner at Malvern Hills Hotel
(only one?...It looks as though they've eaten all the Christmas dinners in
Colwall!) - they've made an early New Year's resolution to shed masses from
their combined weight and raise loads of money for charity.
Word on the streets is that they intend to lose tons.
It's going to be carnage - fat shedding all over the place!
Go at it lads, we can't wait....!!!